Redwing Center for Reduced Learning

My name/nickname/avatar is...

I am currently...

A Disillusioned Degree Holder.
Adding another line to my resume.
Directionless and confused.
Drunk and/or High.

I would succeed here because...

My Preferred Major(s) are...

Human Decency
Reasonable Expectations
Socializing in Analog Environments
Ultimate Frisbee

If we asked for an entrance essay, what sort of essay would it be?

A deeply personal story to guilt us into accepting.
Extended humble-bragging punctuated by unconfirmable achievements.
Entirely consisting of physical threats, both implied and overt.

My e-mail address (for updates or something) is: