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Department Codes:
REX = Reasonable Expectations
HUD = Human Decency
SAE = Socializing in Analog Environments
These are the first three majors to be offered, all of which will be available soon. WARNING: Not all courses have been fully tested, and a waiver may be required for future majors depending on home lab experiments.
Major: Reasonable Expectations
Graduates with a major in Reasonable Expectations are likely to be more understanding of the terrible, terrible conditions they will find themselves in with a non-accredited degree in Reasonable Expectations. As such, all students are highly encouraged to take this major in addition to any other courses.
Major: Human Decency
Graduates with a major in Human Decency may find themselves strangely alienated from former acquaintances, but better suited to life within a society of rules. A sense of unusual consideration towards others has also been reported from test students, and a 59% decrease of Coors Light consumption overall.
Major: Socializing in Analog Environments
Graduates with a major in S.A.E. are consistently less awkward than those without. Our test students have recorded a 32% decrease in sudden changes of volume while speaking, and nearly all have been able to successfully discern the difference between “hungry” and “attracted” expressions.
SAE 100 – Basic Human Interactions and Hygiene
SAE 260 – Love, Relationships and Settling
(Cross-referenced with REX 260)
SAE 290 – Translating Emoticons to Facial Expressions
SAE 302 – Advanced Spatial Awareness
SAE 320 – Small Talk and Eye Contact
SAE 445 – Managing Conflict and Disaster
(Cross-referenced with HUD 445)
Continuing Human Education:
As comprehensive as our curriculum is, occasionally we are blindsided by things that we were not aware still needed to be taught. These mini-courses are provided free of charge, partly due to our disbelief that creating them is necessary.
CHE 201 - How Not to Rape
CHE 343 - Why Blackface is (Still) Racist