Major - Socializing in Analog Environments (SAE)


SAE 105 - Hiding the Worst Parts

Week 1:  Non-Negotiable Hygiene
Week 2:  Clothes (Within Reason)
Week 3:  Exercise Isn't The Worst
Week 4:  How To Deal With Hair
Week 5:  Being (Mostly) Yourself
Week 6:  Lowering The Social Bar


SAE 202 – Going Outside

Week 1:  Dangers and Benefits of the Great Yellow Orb
Week 2:  Weather: It's Happening Right Now
Week 3:  Eye Contact and Advanced Gestures
Week 4:  Self-Control to Avoid Jail
Week 5:  So Now You're In Jail
Week 6:  How To Make A Shiv


SAE 260 – Love, Relationships and Settling
(Cross-referenced with REX 260)

Week 1:  Finding Your Third Choice
Week 2:  Saying Yes (Consciously)
Week 3:  Tax Benefits!  Also, Marriage!
Week 4:  Pets: Like Kids, But Cheaper
Week 5:  Rejection Is The Loneliest Number
Week 6:  Porn


SAE 329 – Healthy Long-Term Failures

Week 1:  Support and Restraining Orders
Week 2:  Crippling Depression and Other Friday Night Activities
Week 3:  When To Hold Them and When To Fold Them
Week 4:  Burying Dead Bodies: Not Necessary For Friendship
Week 5:  Adjusting Social Parameters (They Got Married)
Week 6:  Relative Happiness and its Discontents


SAE 404 – Short-Term Success Stories

Week 1:  Everything Is Short-Term (Which Is Depressing)
Week 2:  Honest Transactions Between Adults Sounds Weird
Week 3:  You're Probably Not Good At Spotting Liars
Week 4:  Scams, Grifts, and The Stock Market
Week 5:  Distractions From Existential Dread
Week 6:  Memories and Unrelenting Regret


SAE 490 - Managing Conflict and Disaster
(Cross-referenced with HUD 445)

Week 1:  The Convicting Power of Intent
Week 2:  The Importance of Picking Sides
Week 3:  Listening to Experts (and Stealing Their Ideas)
Week 4:  Triage Is An Important Thing You Should Never Say Out Loud
Week 5:  Lessons After Your Inevitable Failure
Week 6:  Rebuilding A Ruined Hellscape