Major - Socializing in Analog Environments (SAE)
SAE 105 - Hiding the Worst Parts
Week 1: Non-Negotiable Hygiene
Week 2: Clothes (Within Reason)
Week 3: Exercise Isn't The Worst
Week 4: How To Deal With Hair
Week 5: Being (Mostly) Yourself
Week 6: Lowering The Social Bar
SAE 202 – Going Outside
Week 1: Dangers and Benefits of the Great Yellow Orb
Week 2: Weather: It's Happening Right Now
Week 3: Eye Contact and Advanced Gestures
Week 4: Self-Control to Avoid Jail
Week 5: So Now You're In Jail
Week 6: How To Make A Shiv
SAE 260 – Love, Relationships and Settling
(Cross-referenced with REX 260)
Week 1: Finding Your Third Choice
Week 2: Saying Yes (Consciously)
Week 3: Tax Benefits! Also, Marriage!
Week 4: Pets: Like Kids, But Cheaper
Week 5: Rejection Is The Loneliest Number
Week 6: Porn
SAE 329 – Healthy Long-Term Failures
Week 1: Support and Restraining Orders
Week 2: Crippling Depression and Other Friday Night Activities
Week 3: When To Hold Them and When To Fold Them
Week 4: Burying Dead Bodies: Not Necessary For Friendship
Week 5: Adjusting Social Parameters (They Got Married)
Week 6: Relative Happiness and its Discontents
SAE 404 – Short-Term Success Stories
Week 1: Everything Is Short-Term (Which Is Depressing)
Week 2: Honest Transactions Between Adults Sounds Weird
Week 3: You're Probably Not Good At Spotting Liars
Week 4: Scams, Grifts, and The Stock Market
Week 5: Distractions From Existential Dread
Week 6: Memories and Unrelenting Regret
SAE 490 - Managing Conflict and Disaster
(Cross-referenced with HUD 445)
Week 1: The Convicting Power of Intent
Week 2: The Importance of Picking Sides
Week 3: Listening to Experts (and Stealing Their Ideas)
Week 4: Triage Is An Important Thing You Should Never Say Out Loud
Week 5: Lessons After Your Inevitable Failure
Week 6: Rebuilding A Ruined Hellscape